A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare; the man wakes him and asks his son if he is okay. The son replies he is scared because he dreamed that Aunt Lisa had died. The father assures the son that Aunt Lisa is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Aunt Lisa dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare; the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that his grandfather had died. The father assures the son that his grandfather is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, the grandfather dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare; the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that dad had died. The father assures the son that he is okay and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life -- he is sure he's going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of choking. He avoids everyone because he's sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise and hides for most of the day under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he see his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the UPS man dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
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Thirteen percent of adults -- mostly men -- have done this at least once.
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Who knew Thanksgiving was so dangerous? LiveScience asked emergency room doctors about the weirdest, funniest or most unfortunate reasons for a visit to the emergency room over, not just Thanksgiving, but other holidays as well.
Deep Frying Troubles: Deep-frying turkeys poses a major hazard. If the turkey is wet or partially frozen when it hits the oil, the bird can catch fire, or even explode. Fires, singed hair and eyebrows and splash burns to the face…among the reasons for hospital visits. People also drop their turkeys, causing second-degree burns to the tops of their feet, contusions and the occasional toe fracture.
Carving catastrophes: What happens when you mix slightly inebriated people with carving knives? A lot of finger lacerations and thumb lacerations. And the knife isn't always the source of injury. Sometimes, while people are carving the turkey, they skewer themselves with pieces of turkey bone.
Overindulging: One of the most common problems around the holidays is gluttony. It often results in an irregular heartbeat in a structurally normal heart. Doctors call it "holiday heart." Normally, hydration is all that's needed to treat it. Overeating can also lead to vomiting or intestinal blockage. And when people eat too quickly, food can get lodged in their throats — especially turkey, because it's so dry.
Contaminated grub: Beware of food poisoning. Keep refrigerated items cold, especially perishable items. Four hours is the maximum amount of time food can be between 41 and 135 degrees. And turkey can carry salmonella, so it's important to cook the bird thoroughly. Food allergies also rear their ugly heads at the holidays.
Fowl Play: Before or after the big meal, families and friends often like to let off steam by playing sports, and football injuries are common this time of year. One of the oddest injuries Glatter has seen involved a man who fell while wearing a helmet made out of a raw turkey.
In-law anguish: For some, spending the holidays with family is a terrifying prospect. On a November evening before Thanksgiving, a shy young woman arrived at an emergency room in Bedford, Indiana with a chief complaint of anxiety. She said she just couldn’t cope with her husband’s very large Italian family. The doc prescribed a mild anti-anxiety medication and suggested the woman tell her mother-in-law that she had a stomachache, as an excuse to escape to the bathroom if things got overwhelming.
Performance pressure: This time of year, everyone's looking for the perfect gift for that special someone. A 24-year-old man came to the ER claiming his emergency was that he needed some Viagra. Apparently his girlfriend was coming for Christmas, and he wanted to be able to give her the perfect gift.
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