A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare; the man wakes him and asks his son if he is okay. The son replies he is scared because he dreamed that Aunt Lisa had died. The father assures the son that Aunt Lisa is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Aunt Lisa dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare; the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that his grandfather had died. The father assures the son that his grandfather is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, the grandfather dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare; the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that dad had died. The father assures the son that he is okay and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life -- he is sure he's going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of choking. He avoids everyone because he's sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise and hides for most of the day under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he see his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the UPS man dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
(SHALL WE PRAY)LOL
Thirteen percent of adults -- mostly men -- have done this at least once.
(If you know the answer post it in the comments on Facebook, the first posted answer wins a copy of the new Kurt Carr Singers CD " Bless This House")
In honor of the Twinkie, which may soon to join these already in food heaven.
Heinz Purple Ketchup
Once upon a time (not that long ago, in fact), kids could make "psychedelic purple flowers on hamburger buns and purple racing stripes on hot dogs" with a single squirt from a bottle of purple Heinz "EZ squirt" ketchup.
Crystal Pepsi was a caffeine-free soft drink sold in the U.S., Canada and Australia as a "clear alternative" to other colas. Its marketing slogan was: "You've never seen a taste like this." You also haven't seen this soda since 1993, when it was pulled from the market after its fizzy launch in 1992
Seriously, a CP3O cereal? During the early Star Wars craze, cereals were but a tiny fragment of the huge retail market. "Introduced by Kellogg’s, C3P0s were similar to Cheerios in appearance, although they were shaped like the numeral eight, or more colorfully – the result of 'twin rings phased together for two crunches in every double-O.'"
These were banned a couple of years ago as part of the Family Smoking Prevention and Control Act. Officials had been arguing for years to eliminate candy cigarettes because of the likelihood that children would eventually move on to the real thing. In fact, data showed real smokers were more likely to have used candy cigs when they were a kid than non-smokers.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal
For awhile back in the '90s, the Turtles could do no wrong. When it was first introduced, this cereal was called "crunchy, sweetened 'ninja nets' with 'ninja turtle' marshmallows." The pizza-shaped marshmallows came along later.