A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare; the man wakes him and asks his son if he is okay. The son replies he is scared because he dreamed that Aunt Lisa had died. The father assures the son that Aunt Lisa is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Aunt Lisa dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare; the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that his grandfather had died. The father assures the son that his grandfather is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, the grandfather dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare; the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamed that dad had died. The father assures the son that he is okay and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life -- he is sure he's going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of choking. He avoids everyone because he's sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise and hides for most of the day under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he see his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the UPS man dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
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Thirteen percent of adults -- mostly men -- have done this at least once.
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In case you really weren't paying attention to the NFL until now, and could really care less about the San Francisco 49ers and/or the Baltimore Ravens, here's a list of some of the biggest stories leading up to this Sunday.
1.) The Brothers: Yep, in case you haven't heard, the head coaches of each team in the Super Bowl this year are two brothers. There's a reason folks are calling the game this year the "Harbowl." John Harbaugh, who's the head coach of the Baltimore Ravens, will be taking on his 15-months-younger brother Jim Harbaugh, who's the head coach of the San Francisco 49ers.
2.) Brendon Ayanbadejo: This Baltimore Ravens linebacker is making headlines by using the Super Bowl as a platform to be a gay marriage advocate. In the sports world, where homosexuality is still quite controversial, it's Brendon is obviously standing out from the tough-guy crowd.
3.) Ray Lewis: This Baltimore Ravens linebacker is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. Most of you probably already know that it's his last game. He is considered one of the best defensive players of all time and is the Ravens' team leader. And he's supposedly a hardcore Christian that motivates his team with Bible verses ... but he has six children with four different women, and he snaked his way out of a murder conviction in 2000. And now there are allegations that he's taken banned substances so that his torn triceps would heal at a "miraculous" rate.
4.) Colin Kaepernick: What can you say about this young guy? The quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers is only 25 years old. He's leading the 49ers to their first SB since the '94 season. Also, fun story, when he was in fourth grade, Kaepernick wrote himself a letter. He said he'd be 6 feet 4 inches (he's 6'5") and would "then go to the pros and play on the Niners or Packers even if they aren't good in seven years." If football doesn't work out, he could definitely become a psychic.
5.) Joe Flacco: The Baltimore Ravens quarterback uttered the "r-word" during Media Day. Yup, the dreaded "r-word." He has since said he's very sorry for calling the idea of holding a Super Bowl in a cold-weather place, like New York, a "retarded" idea.
6.) Randy Moss: Well, seems that this 49ers wide receiver needs no lessons in humility. During interviews on Tuesday, he said, "I don't really live on numbers. I really live on impact and what you're able to do out on the field ... I really think I'm the greatest receiver to ever play this game." Really? Eeeeeeever?
source: The Stir